Marks and Spencer 

Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".

Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".

Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?

Marks and Spencer by errata July 10, 2007

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003