Mark Janke

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Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

Mark Janke by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

Words you can keep

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026