Mario
Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario
Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario
MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of
2021!!!
Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!
Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s
loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario
Man then Bro!!!
Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario
Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART
PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!