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Mario Man 

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!
Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!
Mario Man by Mario_man October 16, 2019
Nickname for the name "Mariam". Usually used by arabs.
Marioma, Lunch is ready!

MarioMan252 

the literal kindest soul on youtube. also pulled off the most insane april fools prank ever <3
I love MarioMan252, he is my favorite youtuber!
MarioMan252 by MontAmore April 1, 2021

Mariomansp 

A gay fag who claims he isn't gay but is a big fat man with a mangina who wears tampons to school. He also sleeps with luigi engaging in butt sex all night long.
Ex.

Mariomansp - OMG LUIGI YOU MAKE ME SO HORNEY
Luigi - I know right
Mariomansp by Marius1764xx January 23, 2009

MarioMan2565 

Marioman2565 is my 1st best friend
MarioMan2565 by Thegoldsedgwick September 25, 2020

mariomantitas

Someone who is very attractive and often has a lisp or speech impediment.
Person 1: Woah! That dude is suuuuper hot!

Person 2: Oh yeah he must be a mariomantitas!
mariomantitas by Ejlover69 July 27, 2021