First of all everyone here is UGLY there’s no cute guys at all they all act like lil fuck boys that pretend they hard as shit …Plsss make it make sense 😳 then there’s the preppy kids , yee yee kids that party at the pan and get shit faced , and just weirdos that be into furries and jrotc school shooter kids …. Skinny whores, emo bitches, and hot Cheetos girls that swarm the fuckin bathrooms and fein for a nicotine buzz every single period usually they let about 5 heads hit one vape and if you’re lucky u might be able to go pee in our ratchet ass bath rooms …. There is so much fake drama at this school n we usually have fights here at 7 in the morning yeah annoying bitches here really talk shit as soon as they get to school but they’re not really exciting most of the time they get broken up in 5 seconds due to out trashy administrators especially Gettyyyyy Omfg the teachers here are racists, pervs, and occasionally do coke at home this is an amazing school to be :) Go tritons !!!!
Why did you pick mariner high school ?

Cuh it wa in my hood rep Cape Coral cuhhhhh from the 239 my boys pressure!!!
by Shhtrustme September 3, 2021
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A high school in Paine Field-Lake Stickney, Washington, U.S.A. that’s full of thots, wannabe gangbangers, and drugs.
Someone: “Hey dude, do you go to Mariner High School?”

Kamiak High School student: “No, I’m not a fucking loser.”
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A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.
Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!
by junicenorman September 5, 2021
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The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”
"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin
by Ihatefreshies May 28, 2019
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A high school in Groton CT. A short fat prick as the principal always has a stick up his ass and is rumored to have a chode. 99% of the students are rich white pussy's who play faggot-ass lacrosse and there hasn't been a fight there ever since it was established in 2011. The girls "snatches" are also rumored to smell like pepper and the administration is run by a bunch of Nazis.
Marine Science Magnet High School is such a shithole I wish I could transfer
by IH8Libs December 1, 2019
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A high school in groton CT where everyone is rich and white and plays lacrosse. Administration are a bunch of nazis. Kids are from all of the rich towns in CT, they suck the teachers dicks for good grades and can't handle thier own problems. Chad is a perfect example of all the guys at marine.
Oh that kid is from Marine Science Magnet High School he's a rich fag.
by liljhon12 December 1, 2019
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