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Maria Magdalena 

She has a small group of really close friends and loves them all. She's not fake.
Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

Hey this is the girl im talking about her name is Maria Magdalena.
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Marija Magdalena 

Hands down the most amazing person I'll ever met.

She has beautiful smile and lips. People usually call her Megy. When she look at you with those eyes and smile it's so easy to find yourself lost. Her eyes are brilliant pools of hazel or blue and once you've seen them you'll never want to look away. She is sometimes two-faced and manipulative but in covert sense. She has small circle of friends. Often Marija Magdalena is self-critical. She gets angry easily on small things. She is very mysterious. This person is so hot, sexy and always happy. She keeps to herself.
Marija Magdalena by Baconbaby6 November 21, 2021

Marija Magdalena 

Hands down the most amazing person I'll ever met.

She has beautiful smile and lips. People usually call her Megy. When she look at you with those eyes and smile it's so easy to find yourself lost. Her eyes are brilliant pools of hazel or blue and once you've seen them you'll never want to look away. She is sometimes two-faced and manipulative but in covert sense. She has small circle of friends. Often Marija Magdalena is self-critical. She gets angry easily on small things. She is very mysterious. This person is so hot, sexy and always happy. She keeps to herself.
Marija Magdalena by Baconbaby6 November 21, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026