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Maria Emilia 

The Best Friend you could ever had!!! She can be small, but is daring. She can be wrong, but doesn't regret what she was trying to say. She can be annoying, but helpful whenever you need her. She is always there for everyone and fights for what she wants and thinks is right. Sometimes you might get mad at her, and she will try everything she can, even the impossible, but she will get her friend back, if not, she will do the same, get mad at you so that you reconcile and ask pardon from her until she wants to say yes. If you feel bad, she will do crazy and dumb stuff to get a smile out from your face!!! If you have no Maria Emilia in your life, you are not a normal person, that means you're not a human being. You have to have a Maria Emilia in your life to ALWAYS be happy and see crazy things happen!!! So, go get yourself a Maria Emilia NOW!!!!!!!! If not, she will go to you!!! Maria Emilia is just everything in life, if you don't have her, you're missing a part in your body, in your soul, and in your heart!!!!!!
Girl 1: Hey, did you hear that a Cristina got mad at Maria Emilia for a dumb reason?
Girl 2: Yeah it's sad right?
Girl 1: Well, guess what, now I heard that Maria Emilia saw that trying to get her back was not working so she stop and kind of " got mad at her" too.
Girl 2: Are you serious?
Girl 1: Yeah, and it is working 'cuz Cristina is now trying talking to her.
Girl 2: Ha, hilarious!
Girl 3: Well, my friend told me that her friend told her that Cristina just got mad at her 1 week, but wanted her to leaen a lesson, so she got mad at her for 6 months, but that she regretted getting mad at Maria Emilia for a reason which didn't have a real value!!!!!
Girl 2: At least they reconciled now and are the best friends ever!!!!! It seems that Maria Emilia's plan DID work!
Girl 1 & 3: It looks like, see? Look at them right now, they are talking about their private, awesome, and cool show they both see but no one else does, apparently.
Girl 2: Well, when don't they?!!! If they always talk about that, but that's a different story.
Girl 1 & 3: That's so true!!!❤️👭👩 ❤️ 👩👧🏻👧🏽👭❤️
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Maria Emilia 

an elegant woman who doesn't need Achilles in her life. Dencio lang malakas!!
Maria Emilia loves Gaudencio Sevilla so much.

emilie-marie 

Emilie-Marie is a person who likes pugs. Like,, alot. And pickles. She is a girl who only goes to her friend's house to take her pickles. Consider getting her to do your chores in exchange for cheese. She is tall, has brown hair and freckles, and she SUCKS!!!11!!!1!!!1!!! >:((( jk ily emilie mmwwah :)
Some guy: Hi
Other guy: My name is emilie-marie
Some guy: shut up you a r s e!!!1!!11!!1!!! you aren't BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH to be emilie-marie!!1!!1!!!!!1!!!
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026