Toilet
paper newspaper
owned by the facists of Real Madrid to
wheel and tap out the next generation of Galacticno's to the Bernabeau.
The Marca states that Ronaldo has signed for Madrid
The Marca states that the Moon doesn't exist, and is
actually a hologram bought by Madrid
The Marca states the only Madrid can beat Chuck Norris
The Marca states that Real Madrid have bought
god, for 2 loaves of bread and a glass of
wine.