A type of male that is superior to Yogurt and Alpha males. The highest in the male hierarchy. The donut male doesn't feel does not feel insecure about the way he appears publicly and the things he enjoys doing, even though it might not be the most in-trend thing to do, like eating donuts.
Person 1: Look at that overweight man eating his donuts sloppily in public.
Person 2: That's a Donut Male right there. Fully secure with himself and his decisions.
Person 3: Such an inspiring figure for Gen Zs around the world.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.