maple bacon 

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

maple bacon by PartyPony April 26, 2016

The Maple Bacon Law 

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.

If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.

The Maple Bacon Law by E. Flynn October 1, 2012

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

maple my bacon by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

maple baconator by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016