Manletarian 

A beta of all beta's. A person that is 5"6 and claims to be 5"11. Some are known for their extraordinary talent at short man sports excelling in bird watching, futsal and indoor soccer. Short man syndrome mask their low self esteem with heavy ego lifting at the gymnasium and using weightlifting belts to support their insignificant spine. With a body fat percentage higher than their percentage exam mark to get into Medicine school its no doubt manletarians are below midgets in life.

The 'manletarian' wept as an alpha entered the room and took the spotlight

Manletarian by whisperingeye6969696969 October 19, 2016

Monetarianism 

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus

You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

Monetarianism by [e-mail] January 19, 2011

mangatarian 

A carnivore of the male's sex organs (mangina).

Alan is a mangatarian because he eats Mullen's mangina.

mangatarian by isn't it? November 24, 2003

Manitarian 

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.

The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.

Manitarian by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010

mathetarian 

A person who does not do math

You are a vegetarian, I'm a mathetarian.

mathetarian by Nj17 November 13, 2013

majetarian 

The majority of the person's diet is vegetarian.

The majority of a majetarian's diet is vegetarian: 90% vegetables & 10% meat.

majetarian by Swami Briananda June 15, 2014