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Spider man wank 

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
Spider man wank by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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Wank Man 

Man who likes to wank more than anything else, even more than shopping for cheese
Wank Man:-I think ill have a wank, the cheese can wait!
Wank Man by Scott8879 August 2, 2008

Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
Blind man's wank by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010

posh man's wank 

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).
"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."
posh man's wank by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026