noun; a group of elite scapers that have the ability to pleasure any beast small or large with the toss of a salad. the man party has a couple exceptions of honerary men but this is where the real salad tossing skill lies.
When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.
Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."
When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."
"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."
A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door
I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!
When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.
Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right therein the car.