Noun used to describe a woman whose legs rival those of your resident rugby player. As a note, rugby players' legs are known to rival tree trunks in diameter.
by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 05, 2007
A male whose primary sexual interest centers on women's legs, sometimes in distinction to one who is interested in tits or asses.
by legman1973 August 18, 2008
Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 09, 2018
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by hteb78 November 22, 2012
Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009