Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010
A sexy ass girl, she is very nice and smart, she doesn’t take shit from no one and she is very down to earth and funny. She always stick up for something she believes in and hang out with her friends which are very sexy and laughs a lot but when it come to certain situation she is very serious and helpful but otherwise she will laugh in your face
by Doodohead September 1, 2019
Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
by Karl Malone May 23, 2004
Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020
Maloning is an act of getting ahead in your career at the expense of someone else. This usually involves an act of violence- such as deliberatly injuring someone else.
Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
Originates from the character 'Nomi Malone' in Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls. In this movie, Ms. Malone pushes a fellow Showgirl down the stairs to further her career in an act of Maloning. The other character pushed down the stairs was 'Maloned.'
by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003
this has a number of different meanings:
1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.
2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Can be used as a general greeting of an odd, interesting, and/or manically behaving individual.
2) Or as a cry of disbelief or shock, usually after an unthoughtful or an over-provocative comment, sometimes sexual in nature.
1) Person1: Hello! Nice to meet you. My name is (insert name). Yours?
Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.
Person1:
You...are a Malone.
2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?
Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...
Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!
Person2:
Hoonamoona Balloonamoo, which means the lover of all things four-legged and hairy, yet human-like.
Person1:
You...are a Malone.
2) Person1:
What'd you do last night?
Person2:
I had a three-way with your mother and 70 year old aunt...
Person1:
Maaaloooone!!!
by The Original Malone February 7, 2009
by kidelh March 3, 2007