Malin Akerman 

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.

"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"

Malin Akerman by yeeha March 28, 2009

Malin Akerman 

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

Malin Akerman by Persephone~ November 30, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008