Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.

Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.

Male Snail Trail by iPlayInTraffic November 16, 2010

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