A pretty blonde boy with the most hypnotic light blue eyes you've ever seen. He's acts all tough at first but he's a complete goofball. He gets embarrassed when you catch him singing to his favorite country song in the car, but he'll still lipsink anyway. He'll love you unconditionally and never fails to prove it as life throws obstacles at you. He's also got a nice butt. (;
by Synthella June 19, 2017
An average height insensitive black kid who will roast the crap out of you and not care how you feel. He is very smart though and is good at debating but don't trust him too much. He could use your problems and secrets against you at any time and he will. He is a trustworthy person though. Can't cook but claims he can. Is not funny but claims he is.
by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020
Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.
by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012
A gay but that only want to suck dick whenever he gets the chance to he love boys but also likes girls doesn't know what to do in life.
by Mr.longdick May 11, 2017
Malachi is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He is loving, loyal ,overprotective and kind. Yes you may have your up and downs with him but he still loves you. You will fall deeply in love with Malachi as the days go. When he walks into a room you know it’s a party.
Malachi is the best
by Pickles in a jar February 21, 2020
The sweetest boy ever. He is kind of a mystery at first but when you get to know him you should never let him go. He has the most mesmerizing blue eyes that you could get lost in. His curly brown hair is usually flattened by his Gryffndor Beanie. His smile is the most precious thing you'll ever see and his laugh is like music. He is an epic geek and he's so cute when he talks about the things he loves. He is super sweet and a memelord. Don't ever let a Malachi go.
by •Hey•There•Wheezy• December 16, 2019
Malachi is the big dawg, everybody wants to lick his nuts but they’re too afraid to ask, he makes people drop their drinks when he walks in the room
by Nignignigngig November 25, 2021