make you cry

rick astley would never ever do that

never gonna make you cry

by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery

Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021

Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry

Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry is a self-explanatory phrase in the Bill Nye Phrases.

Dude1: *is rude*
Dude2: Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry
Dude1: *Breaks down and starts crying*

by Bubmti January 3, 2022

Making you cry

Do not mean I shouldn't have done this.

Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025