Makers Mark
"Four fingers in the front, thumb in the back. Dip in, pull out and twist with both hands. Let dry and take home as a memento."
Makers Mark by Ohio State students September 28, 2008
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Blue Makers Mark
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Maker's Mark
Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.
Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.
Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.
Maker's Mark by Jay May 7, 2005
maker's mark
A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.
Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
maker's mark by vyzion87 May 23, 2019
up to the maker's mark
To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides of various pieces of hydraulic drilling equipment. To be up to your nuts in guts, to bottom out.
Chuck was up to the maker's mark in Cindy last night - that must explain why she's walking funny today. - Sol R.
up to the maker's mark by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006
maker's mark
Engaging in sexual activities with a female durine her period and her dried blood resembles the wax seal from the makers mark whiskey bottle on your dick. Another equivalent to getting your red wings without eating a female out during her period.......
Deech: hey I just earned my maker's mark!!!!!!
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......
Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......
Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......
maker's mark by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
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