Large drug alley that somehow is the county town of Kent.
"Ooh Maidstone's nice"
"Mate you've had a bit too much to sniff"
by morethenless May 28, 2021
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School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.
"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"
by morethenless May 28, 2021
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