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brutes magootes 

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"
Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."
brutes magootes by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011

zoots magoots 

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.
we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.
zoots magoots by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

Toots magoots 

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.
Toots magoots by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

beauts magootes 

a more casual alternative to saying beautiful.
guy 1: "dude... guess what?"
guy 2: "what man?"
guy 1: "i just slammed four chicks in the same day!"
guy 2: "beauts magootes, bro."

Toots magoots 

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!
Toots magoots by mirathai February 12, 2012
Magoots is a person who goots. Also can be shortened to goots.
Magoots by ChrisP.Bacon June 29, 2022