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Magnum p.i. 

An individual who buys size XL magnum condoms though they are unnaturally small.
" Philip went to the gastation to buy sme rubbers and his girlfriend said he was such a Magnum P.i.
Magnum p.i. by 321blastoff March 20, 2010

Magnum P.I. 

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and decides not to "pull-out". He nuts in her butt and then with his finger gets some of the "nut" and gives her a "Tom Selleck-type" mustache, you know...A Magnum PI
Yo, last night I was banging your girl in her ass and she asked to look like Magnum P.I., so I helped her out.
Magnum P.I. by ChopChop2121 March 26, 2009

Magnum P.I. 

when you fill a magnum condom with urine and slap someone in the face with it.
Magnum P.I. by Donald O'Connel October 8, 2009

Magnum P.I. 

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.
I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

Magnum P.I. 

Act of sexual deviance involving one individual urinating directly into another individual's eye.
I'd never hit a man wearing glasses, but I would give him a Magnum P.I.
Magnum P.I. by DaveO March 12, 2004

Magnum PI's 

Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.
I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.