Magnolia

Omnipotent god.

Wow look at that all powerful being. Must be magnolia.

by Magnoliabitch November 23, 2021

Magnolia

A small 1 square mile town in South Jersey located near somerdale, NJ. The population consists of a bunch of crying bitches that complain that they don't get their own way. They have nothing better to do than go walk the streets and cry to their friends how something in their life sucks when they need to grow up. All the whites try to be black, but the blacks are truly white on the inside. Most of these people voted for Obama in the election, possibly for the aformentioned reasons, and everyone is high all the time :D

"Hey, you live in Magnolia?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Are you high right now?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Are you going to go see your friends and complain about your life?"

"Hell yeah! You know it dawg!"

"That's what I thought....Oh! By the way! You're actually white! Thought I'd remind you! :D"

by angryrhyno46 January 18, 2011

Magnolia

A Gaylord

Magnolia is so fucking gay

by Shpleccs November 29, 2018

Magnolia

The best dorm at Rowan University. Home to the best people in the history of life.

Kristy tried to talk trash about Magnolia, so Ryan gave her a coffee pot.

by Du's Friend Ryan October 11, 2005

Magnolia

Boring or uninspiring. See Beige

This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Magnolia

The dryest town around south Jersey. There is never anything to do, and theres barely any parties here. It's home of the "Magnolia Goonies". No one goes "hard" from here, and you NEVER see anyone outside, except a few groups of friends. No one puts "moves" in down here, so theres never any good bud, or anything, so you have to pretty much go to some where else for that.

Bro are you trying to go out Magnolia ?

Naah man, that shit is so dry, theres nothing to do there.

by bbybee January 17, 2011

magnolia

The C.J. Peete Housing development in uptown New Orleans. Home to 2100 people. It is one of the most notoriously dangerous housing districts in the United States and ranks even globally. This section of New Orleans has a local crime rate higher than many full municipalities in the US and has a significant influence in New Orleans' extremely high murder rate.

The Magnolia was once home to:Juvenile,Soulja Slim,Baby,Turk,6-shot,Mr Marcello

Mystikal was NOT from the Magnolia, or even the 3rd ward of New Orleans for that matter.

by hassell August 17, 2007