Magic Pants

Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT

Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student

by TVBroadcasting2018 June 1, 2018

Magic Pants

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.

Books.
Money.
Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.
I Got 90008765298
Lulllz.

by Julio Rodriguez The Third February 2, 2009

magic ass pants

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.

Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!

by me123456789 December 28, 2008