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Magic Jack 

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.
I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!
Magic Jack by Beatsauce June 5, 2009
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Magic jack 

Masturbating in a 40 year old overflowing, shit piled high beyond seat rim, outhouse without puking.
After being in the woods for a week with only straight men and Mormons he had to go magic jack.
Magic jack by Jbondage069 May 19, 2011

Reverse Magic Jack 

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.
John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.
Reverse Magic Jack by 165er February 23, 2014

Jack's Magic Beanstalk 

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

Magic Jacket 

When one has consumed many alcoholic beverages and can no longer feel the cold.
It's cold out, I need to drink more to get my magic jacket on.

I don't feel the cold because I have my magic jacket on (10 beers deep)
Magic Jacket by akadanmarino October 18, 2010

majicJack 

1) A really crappy voice over IP (VoIP) telephone connection
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen
1) I only pay $19.95 a year for my majicJack and now I can't hear crap
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?
majicJack by Rosslyn Maleman February 9, 2010
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