magic eight ball 

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later

magic eight ball by Atlec January 20, 2006

Magic Eight Ball 

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".

Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?

Magic Eight Ball by ChasingFire July 2, 2019

Magic Eight Ball Text 

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

Magic Eight Ball Text by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009