•. Sniffer Dog – detects drama within a 5-mile radius.
• Sniffany & Co. – luxury brand that only sells tissues and gossip.
• Chief Sneezin’ Officer (CSO) – allergic to responsibilities.
• The Nose Plug – blocks bad vibes at parties.
• Vape Smoke Alarm – only purpose is to sniff it out before the teachers do.
• Limited Edition Yankee Candle – scent: “Seasonal Depression.”
• Madison Snifflin’ – the emo rapper alter ego no one asked for.
• Snotfluencer – gets brand deals from Kleenex.
• Sniffany & Co. – luxury brand that only sells tissues and gossip.
• Chief Sneezin’ Officer (CSO) – allergic to responsibilities.
• The Nose Plug – blocks bad vibes at parties.
• Vape Smoke Alarm – only purpose is to sniff it out before the teachers do.
• Limited Edition Yankee Candle – scent: “Seasonal Depression.”
• Madison Snifflin’ – the emo rapper alter ego no one asked for.
• Snotfluencer – gets brand deals from Kleenex.
Person 1: “Bro who just exposed the group chat drama that fast?”
Person 2: “Obviously Madi Sniff, she’s the sniffer dog of our generation.”
Person 2: “Obviously Madi Sniff, she’s the sniffer dog of our generation.”
by XR Community September 8, 2025
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