smart beautiful always giving anything a go cares way to much for other people and has a new beautiful hairstyle every week. always laughing and mucking about!
poorsweettoughloudcheerfulopenmindedtakenhillariousfunnycutesexymaddison
by jaguardice February 3, 2010
One of the cutest smartest funniest kindest, selfless amazing beautiful talented sometimes crazy amazing actor I know 💕
by Purr mainifest August 16, 2021
The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.
History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend
Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("
"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("
"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"
by マデイー＜３ February 25, 2019
Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500
“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”
by Marcopologr June 21, 2018
A dirty Maddison is a girl who is freaky and can choke on a big dick, she also has a thick body. She is always horny and can get the boy's
by Horny balls April 25, 2020
James maddison is a underrated leicester attacking midfielder, loved by everyone
he is funny, humble and a top player
he is funny, humble and a top player
by football_luv April 14, 2021
by Big TDG December 8, 2016