Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute 

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

madison's fuckin awesome 

fuck yea she is

WOW! Madison's Fuckin Awesome at being Awesome

madison's fuckin awesome by Mtn Dew NIGGA February 21, 2010

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

A Maddison Soon by sedski April 26, 2025

madison.s 

A girl who is rude and steals your stuff

Madison.s:I just going to take this

Jade:it the mine

Madison.s :no

madison.s by Madison.s June 19, 2020

are you madison's mom 

It all stated with a discord sever where Blake aka god forgot how is madison's mom. It turns out there are many,

are you madison's mom

are you madison's mom by Sliderscum April 24, 2022

Saint Maddison 

The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.

History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend

Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("

"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"

Saint Maddison by マデイー＜３ February 25, 2019

madison square barden 

Madras Saravana Bhavan aka MSB, a renowned Indian restaurant in Decatur, GA. Affectionately called Madison Square Barden or simply The Barden by its loyal patrons

y'all wanna hit up Madison Square Barden?

madison square barden by alvinsanity May 22, 2006