mad libs
A super fun game played by coming up with a list of adjectives, nouns, etc. that end up making a hilarious story.
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Mad Libs
The absolute best game of all time. Better than Monopoly, Sorry, or any other shitty game you could come up with. Could replace the Old Testament with little to no effort.
The maid spilled a hot cup of (shit) all over my freshly pressed (snake bite). I had to go to work the next day wearing a (hardwood floor)!
Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.
There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).
Your wife? I don't (dick thrust) your wife.
There are no beds, we have to sleep in (Mortal Kombat III game cartriges) or rickety (son of a bitches).
Mad Libs by James "Stardust" Bond May 6, 2005
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mad libs
A game that is probably most amusing to 10 year olds. A sentence is written out with blank spots, and in each blank spot you get your friends to insert a word that matches the part of speech specified. Unfortunately, when you're of an age that mad libs are funny, you probably don't fully understand the difference between a noun and a verb, an adjective and an adverb. See example.
I sat down on the ___(noun)__ and proceeded to ___(verb)___ . After that I decided to try to ___(verb)__ very ___(adv)__. I always __(verb)__ when the __(noun)__ is __(adj)__. Isn't it great to __(verb)__?
becomes:
I sat down on the __very__ and proceeded to __book__. After that I decided to try to __run__ very __runningsuit__. I always ___computer__ when the __great__ is __email.__ Isn't it great to __mad libs__?
becomes:
I sat down on the __very__ and proceeded to __book__. After that I decided to try to __run__ very __runningsuit__. I always ___computer__ when the __great__ is __email.__ Isn't it great to __mad libs__?
mad libs by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005
Mad Libs
Not the fill-in-the-blank game, it's when SJW (Social Justice Warrior) liberals get mad over dumb things.
Mad Libs by TheGalaxyDemøn October 24, 2017
Sexual Mad Libs
1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"
1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them
2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them
2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
Sexual Mad Libs by Dr.J-Money February 28, 2011
Madlibs
The funnest word game out there. Pretty much made for teaching third graders what nouns, adjectives, adverbs, ect. are. Can be extreamly hilarious when with the right people.
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