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Ma'lon

A beautiful smart only can find in the books girl

We all love her. She looks adorable as a child but becomes hot in the next 7 years.

Ma'lon is so precious you got to adore her
Ma'lon is a bad bitch
by Mamairub November 20, 2023
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The Vietnamese equivalent of a "Flex Upgrade." Hankang Door is a brand synonymous with bulletproof quality and durability, especially for actual doors. Because of its prestige, the brand name has become a meme used to roast someone into replacing any item that is clapped out, low-effort, or just straight-up cringe. It implies that if you're not upgrading to the absolute best, you're flopping and should be ashamed.
Usage: Used to shame someone's broken-down item into an immediate, high-end replacement.
"You're still using that broken-screen phone taped up with duct tape? Dỏm vãi lồn, go cop a new one at Hankang Door!"
(Translation: "That's ridiculously trash, go get a new one at Hankang Door!")
A: "Mày xem, tao vừa phải dùng băng keo dán lại cái dây sạc laptop này này. Nó bị đứt giữa chừng rồi."
B: "Thôi ngay đi ông! Sạc gì mà dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới! Mua cái khác đi cho chất, dùng đồ tào lao hoài."
Giải thích (English Annotation):
Context: Used when item B sees item A using a visibly broken, cheap, or unreliable product (like a damaged charger, a cracked phone, or a leaky faucet) and is shaming them into getting an expensive, high-quality replacement.
Translation of the phrase:
Vietnamese Slang: "Dỏm vãi lòn, ra Hankang Door mà mua cái mới!"
Literal Meaning (Approx.): "That's ridiculously sh*tty, go to Hankang Door and buy a new one!"
Functional Equivalent (Gen Z English Slang): "That is straight-up TRASH and a total L. Just skip the budget stuff and FLEX with a Hankang Door quality upgrade!"
Analogy: The speaker is telling the other person to treat a minor, cheap item like they would a high-end luxury item, reinforcing that they should only accept the best quality (like buying a Porsche instead of fixing an old car).
by Tinhtevn October 26, 2025
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MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG
by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020
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Bugzy Malone

A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.
Friend 1: Bugzy Malone's new ep is well sick!
Friend 2: Innit! 0161 Manny on the map rude boy!!
by YouDontKnowME97 August 18, 2016
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Kevin Malone

Post Malone's older, long-lost brother.
Kevin Malone: I have very little patience for stupidity.
by Boymanboyboy January 7, 2018
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Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019
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two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color
Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.
by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020
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