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My wifey

Loo is my wifey
by Loos wife June 20, 2021
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My hot wifey

NotUrJinx on xbox
Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3
by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022
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Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
by NougatNewt March 28, 2022
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My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
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my wife's son

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)
A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."
by CatoMalgus November 8, 2018
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My wife's boyfriend

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.
My wife's boyfriend is cool!
by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020
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My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!
by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018
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