monkey time 

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

monkey time by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Monkey Time 

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.

"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".

Monkey Time by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017

Monkey Time 

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

Monkey Time by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021

Monkey time 

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey time 

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

aa aaa monkey time 

A phrase you would use to change the topic in a dark situation.

Jack: "Dude... My dad died."

Joel: "AA AAA MONKEY TIME!"

aa aaa monkey time by notmoosh123 November 17, 2018

Monkey one time 

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

Monkey one time by Da dawg April 18, 2024