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Monkey Bitch 

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.
Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

monkey bitch 

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit
this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch
monkey bitch by yadig May 18, 2008

Monkey Bitch 

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.
My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.
Monkey Bitch by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Bitch 

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.
Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.
Monkey Bitch by Teddie K April 5, 2008

shit faced monkey bitch 

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)
That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!