miracle whips 

It be dem expensive cars.

"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West

miracle whips by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004

miracle whips 

It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!

I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.

miracle whips by David S. Rose March 3, 2007

miracle whip drips

the name used for little "white honeys".

ayo we bout to go out and scoop up some "miracle whip drips"...

miracle whip drips by the drip drops September 12, 2009

miracle whipped 

What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.

Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.

miracle whipped by Megachulo brosefski October 20, 2020

Miracle Whip Drips

What you call little white girls over the age of 18.

Yo B! We bout to smash these Miracle Whip Drips!

Miracle Whip Drips by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015

Miracle Whip 

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009

Miracle Whipped 

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

Miracle Whipped by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010