Massive Cunt

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My friend adam is a massive cunt in our fantasy football league.

My friend adam must have came out of a massive cunt to turn out the way he is now.

Adams massive cunt was competing with pluto to be declared a planet back in the day.

Massive Cunt by RideMyMustache923 August 19, 2018

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massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

massive cunt by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

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Massive cunt

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

Massive cunt by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

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Massive Cunt Face

Used to describe a person whose face looks like a rather large vagina.

"hey give me that peanut butter sandwich you massive cunt face."

"Shutup you massive cunt face."

Massive Cunt Face by Doctor Goonstein September 14, 2011

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a massive cunt

a word to describe ethan spencer

"mate ethan spencer is a massive cunt"

a massive cunt by lank123 October 7, 2017

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massive homo cunt

When you got a group of dumbass pissing you off.

Chev Chelios: while Chico pisses on him Massive homo cunt!

From Crank 2 Movie.

massive homo cunt by Manimecker August 10, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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