magnum dong

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.

As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Magnum Dong

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.

I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.

by Bruuh Moment August 2, 2019

Magnum dong

What Danny DeVito has

I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong

by https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6 July 6, 2020

MAGNUM DONG

To have or having a gaint pp. Others names for it are moster pp,giant pp

TAE AND CHLOE HAVE MAGNUM DONGSSS

by Magnumdongsforlife June 28, 2019

Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist

Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today

by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020

[Magnum Dong]

Name of the third LP by German rock band El Andaluz. Named after the famous Danny DeVito-meme.

Hey, have you listened to Magnum Dong by El Andaluz?

by MarLauLo May 11, 2020

Magnum dong

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man

My boyfriend magnum donged me last night.

by Plump wang69 January 4, 2020