When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.

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"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...
by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017
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