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magnum dong 

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
magnum dong by Rationalize October 10, 2011
Words you can keep

Magnum Dong 

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
Magnum Dong by Bruuh Moment August 1, 2019

Magnum dong 

What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong

MAGNUM DONG 

To have or having a gaint pp. Others names for it are moster pp,giant pp
TAE AND CHLOE HAVE MAGNUM DONGSSS

Magnum Dong 

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist
Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today
Magnum Dong by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020

Magnum dong 

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man
Magnum dong by Plump wang69 January 4, 2020

Magnum Dong 

Quwacks cock
Magnum Dong by Quwack fan September 23, 2020
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