Lwendalo is a Zulu word meaning nature. It is mostly used in KZN by Zulus. Anyone named Lwendalo is well known of having a HUGE golden heart full of love. As the name says "Lwendalo" those people only give you natural love *Uthando Lwendalo* without expecting anything in return. When they say they love you, believe me they really do.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.