Lurker's neck 

When one has been on Myspace or Facebook for too long and a sharp pain begins to tingle the back of the person's neck.

"Damn, I've been lurking this gurr too long, I got lurker's neck!"

Lurker's neck by JakeMartinez October 1, 2008

Lukker/s 

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology

To describe something good.

What you say
Lukker/s

Lukker/s by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Lurper(s) 

Someone that is obviously on crystal meth or some other type of speed, that looks around at all of your belongs.

When you leave the room the lurper(s) can't help looking through your shit. Even if they go in your baby's room, a true lurper(s) can't help but go through even the kids' shit.

Lurper(s) by peaks az April 2, 2009

Surface Lurker 

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

Surface Lurker by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

dark side lurker 

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.

dark side lurker by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

swamp lurker 

A foul smelling yellow eyed creature from the back alleys of Detroit that comes out at night to gather your belongings while you sleep in order to fulfill his crack motivating mission.

Damn that swamp lurker bastard from the alley two streets down stole all my shit out of the garage last night.

swamp lurker by King Smidi August 26, 2017

split screen lurker 

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

split screen lurker by Keith02k March 20, 2024