Mr. Shree, you keep insisting that I spit on these women and defecated in their general direction, but I was so lurched out, I don't even remember it.
by L.ets U.se R.aunchy C.unt H.ookerz November 12, 2002
by Monita January 6, 2006
According to Wikipedia: "Rush Limbaugh, soon joined by other conservative pundits, used the nickname Lurch to describe the tall and slim 2004 Democrat Presidential nominee, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts."
by WordWright April 24, 2011
An individual, usually heavy set, who resembles the bodily shape of an egg. Normally are short in stature, with no neck, and waddle and lurch side to side when they walk.
Oh my god, I just saw the biggest eggy lurch on the street. If I pushed her over, she would roll like Humpty Dumpty all the way down the hill!
by MAP123 May 7, 2014
The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.
The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.
by The Whitest Knight July 21, 2008
A rapper from Texas who while under the influence of pcp killed a 21 year old woman. He then cut open her chest and ate parts of her lungs. The police picked him up naked in a street staring at the sky. He is now serving life in prison.
by DaSandman February 8, 2007
When someone lurched (farts) and locks the doors and windows on the car, trapping the passengers in a lurchy gas.
by goodbilly1 January 4, 2009