Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich 

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.

I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich by Adamthesaladtosser June 10, 2009

Luma's HQ

Sometimes its cool but its mostly hell on earth (new people suck)

Luma's HQ is hell on earth

Luma's HQ by super_c00l_mf October 7, 2023

Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

Goody's Lumpy Funtube by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

Writer's Lump 

The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.

Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.

Writer's Lump by mischaa June 21, 2009

lumpy space princess 

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

lumpy space princess by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

lumpy stain 

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

lumpy stain by charliethomas May 17, 2015

lumpy surprise 

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

lumpy surprise by banjobill January 10, 2009