{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking
by Brendonious August 31, 2017
When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.
Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?
Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!
Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?
Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!
Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?
Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
by Adam Demamp November 03, 2011
A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.
wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.
may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.
by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010
Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.
They are always cutting us down.
They are always cutting us down.
by Modeen August 27, 2014
Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.
by Mel Function September 06, 2003
by Douglas Thorneloe January 20, 2008