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Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

lumber jacking by bigbonza August 4, 2012

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Lumber jacking

The act of masturbating while pooping.

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking

Lumber jacking by Brendonious August 30, 2017

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Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

Lumber jacking by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

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lumber-jacking

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

lumber-jacking by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

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Lumber-Jacking

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

Lumber-Jacking by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

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lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

lumber-jacking off by Medici32 May 29, 2016

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Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

Jacking Lumber by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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