A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.
Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.
by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021