Luke Sanders 

the biggest of melts...

"Luke Sanders, you're such a melt"

"i cannot believe Luke did that, the big melt"

Luke Sanders by yeet3242 January 26, 2019

Luke Saunders 

Luke Saunders is a particularly intelligent guy originating from hinchingbrooke hospital and further moving to buckden, through out his childhood, Luke became heavily interested in Xbox and proceeded to play this until realizing his lack of girlfriends. Luckily however, Luke came across a stunning young girl; Velveteen and he proceeded to like her for serveral months before going out with her, breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up and is currently going out with her. Luke is particularly talented in the art of masturbation and it is said that he can ejaculate at four times the speed of light. Luke also happens to own a six pack and a stunning hair style. Luke attracts women within the second and as such, gets only the finest girls. velveteen.

Luke Saunders- Hey xx
Girl- OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES!

Luke Saunders- Wuup2 babe? xx
Girl- THINKING ABOUT YOU AND MASTURBATING!!! xx

Luke Saunders by Pete12323 October 23, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008