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Luke Saunders 

Luke Saunders is a particularly intelligent guy originating from hinchingbrooke hospital and further moving to buckden, through out his childhood, Luke became heavily interested in Xbox and proceeded to play this until realizing his lack of girlfriends. Luckily however, Luke came across a stunning young girl; Velveteen and he proceeded to like her for serveral months before going out with her, breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up and is currently going out with her. Luke is particularly talented in the art of masturbation and it is said that he can ejaculate at four times the speed of light. Luke also happens to own a six pack and a stunning hair style. Luke attracts women within the second and as such, gets only the finest girls. velveteen.
Luke Saunders- Hey xx
Girl- OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES!

Luke Saunders- Wuup2 babe? xx
Girl- THINKING ABOUT YOU AND MASTURBATING!!! xx
Luke Saunders by Pete12323 October 23, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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