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Luis Suarez 

An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.
Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"
Luis Suarez by Collins965 July 16, 2014

Luis Suarez 

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.
Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.

Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!
Luis Suarez by MrBen104 August 11, 2014