Low Hanging Fruit

The state of being endowed with peaches that drop so close to your ankles that boxers are rendered unrealistic.

My low hanging fruit require multiple knots to be reasonably set in place.

by The Low Hanger September 8, 2012

Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008

Low Hanging Fruit

When your boyfriend refers to his balls as such.

S: I'm gonna throw some low hanging fruit on your face tonight.

D: Lol whaaaa

S: Exactly. On your face.

by Fruity Balls February 18, 2014

low-hanging fruit

Targets or goals which are easily achievable and which do not require a lot of effort.

We're a small company with few assets, so to succeed in the short term, we need to go after the low-hanging fruit.

by amsk January 4, 2005

a low hanging fruit

This is a comical term for a gay who hangs around with the homeless.

Bruce is a low hanging fruit in the alley!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2020