love stains
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
love stains by gramaticon July 20, 2008
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Love Stains
"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
Love Stains by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008
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John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."
love stains by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005
Fuck I Love Stairs
A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"
Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.
Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.
Fuck I Love Stairs by Sandpipper September 27, 2018
LOVEstained
A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.
LOVEstained by Clearwaters25 August 2, 2017
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.