love stains
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
love stains by gramaticon July 20, 2008
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Love Stains
"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
Love Stains by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008
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love stains
John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."
love stains by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005
Love Stain
1 n: A permanent mark caused by the act of sexual intercourse, generally dried semen
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken
Love Stain by God October 28, 2004
Fuck I Love Stairs
A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"
Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.
Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.
Fuck I Love Stairs by Sandpipper September 27, 2018
LOVEstained
A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.
LOVEstained by Clearwaters25 August 2, 2017
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