A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).