Love Railings

When some one who is on the larger side of the scales and their love handles have gotten to big and turned into 'love railings'

Niki: I hate my love handles
Sam: Gurl, have you seen how large I am, meet my love railings!

by SAMSYELLINGTIMBER June 2, 2015

love-railing

Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)

Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?

Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.

by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011